An open offer to the readers of OSR blogs and shit

Give up all those other blogs and read mine instead.

I know a lot of these blogs are still going, and most of them post more and better content than I do, but come on, fuck it, this is the OSR, so lets not get wrapped up in concepts like 'quality' or 'decency' okay?

Anyway, here's why I think you shoud read this blog:

I have smaller genitels (and boobs) than most OSR guys so if we decide to take things to the next level and I move into or in with you, you'll hardly know I'm there, and you'll feel better about yourself.

I can't spell most commmon use words or tell left from right; so do it out of pity.

I like funyuns, squeeze cheese, and recreational pharmiciticals, and I'm not afraid to admit it. This kind of integrity is rare in today's healthonormative society; bask in it.

Despite the problem with common use words mentioned above, I can spell the fuck out of the word fuck, and I like to do so right before Y words like yes, you and year. Fuck Yellow!

I can't write or draw for shit, so you know, we're back to pity.

I recycle my... Nevermind, that's not a good reason.

Hey, a lot of you guys are American right? You guys don't care about that quality shit, and a shout out to Europe and Australia and Canada too; you guys take shit from us all the time; what's a little more? You can take it! Subscribe, bitch!

I use the word bitch as a unisex term of endearment.

I love you bitches.

Margerine is my lubricant of preference, so my pants always smell like pancakes. You can be my Mrs Butterworth, nerd.

I once killed a seagul with a rock while drunk and within easy sight of a nuclear power plant. Beat that, beardo.

I dig ditches for a living, when I'm not living off my wife. I can give you advice on how to do either.

I want you to think of me as like the walmart greeter of OSR blogs, because like those guys, one bad case of PMS and my next position will involve a freeway exit and a cardboard sign. I'm thinking the sign will read "will live off you for money," but I'm open to making a random table out of it too. Maybe I'll have a contest!

I...

Fuck Yemen! That's all I've got.


Oh wait, i need to pay my Joesky tax

Rock
AC 1 [19]
HD na
Movement: 0
Morale 12
These fucks are everywhere, and I'm pretty sure they're up to something: rolling; eroding out of hillsides; fucking shovels up; gathering moss; casting shadows; crumbling; it's up to you! Use your imagination!